A CHRISTMAS WISH

An elderly couple was celebrating Christmas at home when a fairy appeared.

The fairy told them that since it was Christmas, she would grant them a wish each.

The wife said, "I’ve lived for so many years, but I've never seen the beautiful Swiss Alps. I wish we could travel there." The fairy waved her wand and SWOOSH! She had a pair of return tickets to Switzerland in her hand.

Surprised at what he saw, the husband became excited and started racking his brain for a wish. He contemplated for a moment, and then said, "I am envious of those guys who have young wives. If possible, I want to be married to a woman who is 20 years younger than me."

The fairy waved her wand and SWOOSH! He became 20 years older.

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